First, I've been scheduled for a few months to be a speaker at Infotec on April 15. That's a paid conference with a lot of interesting IT and Business Data Processing information. I think you can still register for that.
But, because of a random coincidence of instant messages, and thanks to Andy Lester, a fellow Perl hacker who is also talking at Infotec, I'm now scheduled to appear at the Omaha Dynamic Languages monthly meeting, on April 14th, and that's free!
So, if you're somewhere in the flyover states, c'mon out and see me!